Today we went to Napa Valley (more about this later) and while we were at our first winery there was this blond, girlie girl wearing next to nothing with heels who says to me "4 boys huh? I'm afraid I might have a boy, that would be just awful!" To which I responded " Boys are fun."
Now let me tell you how fun boys really are!! After we got home for a very late dinner of pizza, wine and beer (root), the boys had a conversation as follows:
Josh said " Does that taste good?" to which the child picking his nose said "This booger is green. Do you eat green bananas? Of course this isn't good. Duhhhh." To which the ranking of boogers went like this:
green boogers- no good, sour and unripe
yellow-brownish with white around it- just right for tasting
black like burnt pizza crust- still taste like a booger
After this enlightening conversation, one of the boys stands up and farts towards the table (most were done eating at this time). Then Josh pulls this boy's underpants open farther to smell because he's not sure if there is a SBD fart there. OH but there is.
So I'm wondering if the blond with not much clothing should be more worried about the boy she's going to marry, then any she may birth. Oh BOYS! Got to love them:)
P.S. Collin and Alex have threatened to repeat this performance at Grandma's house.
For more info on boogers visit http://kidshealth.org/kid/talk/yucky/booger.html
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I laughed so hard I cried!!!!! Too funny!
Now what grandmas house, is this going to be repeted at?
This was threatened for both grandmas.
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